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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th March 2020

Dilbert//11282, first published six years ago on Thursday 5th March 2020

Wally Prefers Systems


Tags

managers & supervisors, business, office workers, goals, question, answer, system, year


Official transcript

dilbert: what are your goals for the year?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS FOR THE YEAR?

I PREFER SYSTEMS OVER GOALS.

OKAY, WHAT ARE YOUR SYSTEMS?

NONE OF THEM INVOLVE ANSWERING QUESTIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Systems Over Goals"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between an employee and their boss. The employee asks about their goals for the year, to which the boss responds by expressing a preference for systems over goals. The employee inquires about the systems, only to be met with silence from the boss, who is occupied with answering questions from another employee. This exchange highlights the boss's priorities, emphasizing the importance of systems over individual goals.

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