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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th March 2020

Dilbert//11289, first published six years ago on Thursday 12th March 2020

Selling Private Data


Tags

business, job, management, cloud, data, people, private, information, laugh, market, sell, email, friend


Official transcript

dogbert: the only reason i took a job managing cloud data is so i could laugh at people's private information.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE ONLY REASON I TOOK A JOB MANAGING CLOUD DATA IS SO I COULD LAUGH AT PEOPLE'S PRIVATE INFORMATION.

THEN I DISCOVERED A ROBUST MARKET FOR SELLING THAT KIND OF STUFF, SO IT'S A TWOFER WE NEED TO TALK.

SURE. JUST EMAIL YOUR THOUGHTS TO A FRIEND, AND I'LL PROBABLY READ THEM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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