Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th March 2020

Dilbert//11289, first published six years ago on Thursday 12th March 2020

Selling Private Data

Tags

business, job, management, cloud, data, people, private, information, laugh, market, sell, email, friend

Official transcript

dogbert: the only reason i took a job managing cloud data is so i could laugh at people's private information.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE ONLY REASON I TOOK A JOB MANAGING CLOUD DATA IS SO I COULD LAUGH AT PEOPLE'S PRIVATE INFORMATION.

THEN I DISCOVERED A ROBUST MARKET FOR SELLING THAT KIND OF STUFF, SO IT'S A TWOFER WE NEED TO TALK.

SURE. JUST EMAIL YOUR THOUGHTS TO A FRIEND, AND I'LL PROBABLY READ THEM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Only Reason I Took a Job Managing Cloud Data Is So I Could Laugh at People's Private Information."

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white oval character, and his boss, who is standing outside the office building. The boss is wearing a red jacket and has a speech bubble that reads, "We need to talk. Sure, just email your thoughts to a friend, and I'll probably read them."

Dilbert responds with a speech bubble that says, "Then I discovered a robust market for selling that kind of stuff, so it's a twofer."

The boss then says, "The only reason I took a job managing cloud data is so I could laugh at people's private information."

The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the use of cloud data and the potential for it to be exploited for personal gain. It highlights the importance of protecting personal information and the potential consequences of not doing so.

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