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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th March 2020

Dilbert//11290, first published six years ago on Friday 13th March 2020

Personal Health Data


Tags

business, laptop, private, data, cloud, asthma, personal, health, edit, disease


Official transcript

dogbert at laptop: according to your private data in the cloud, you have a mild case of asthma.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO YOUR PRIVATE DATA IN THE CLOUD, YOU HAVE A MILD CASE OF ASTHMA.

YOU CAN SEE MY PERSONAL HEALTH DATA?

SEE IT?

!

I CAN DO MORE THAN THAT!

WHAT IS MORE THAN THAT?

I CAN EDIT IT.

YOU HAVE SIX NEW DISEASES NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Private Data, Public Humiliation"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a humorous exchange between Dilbert and his coworker, who is trying to access his personal health data in the cloud. The coworker's persistence in asking for more information about Dilbert's asthma leads to a series of escalating questions, ultimately revealing that he has six new diseases. The strip pokes fun at the tendency of people to share sensitive information online and the consequences of doing so.

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