Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th March 2020

Dilbert//11295, first published six years ago on Wednesday 18th March 2020

Diet Preferences

Tags

conference room, office workers, chitchat, bore, diet, preferences

Official transcript

dilbert thinking as walking into conference room: oh, no. i'm here too early. there will be chitchat.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OH, NO. IM HERE TOO EARLY. THERE WILL BE CHITCHAT.

SOMEONE IS GOING TO BORE ME TO DEATH TALKING ABOUT THEIR DIET PREFERENCES.

ONLY EAT FIGS.

KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Figs"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a man, Dilbert, who is late to a meeting and arrives just as it is about to start.
• His coworker, Wally, is already seated at the table, and another coworker, Figs, is standing nearby.
• Wally announces that someone will be killed for discussing their diet preferences, prompting Figs to exclaim, "I only eat figs. Kill me. Kill me. Kill me."
• The comic strip humorously portrays the absurdity of the situation and the extreme reactions of the characters.

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