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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th March 2020

Dilbert//11296, first published six years ago on Thursday 19th March 2020

Dogbert The Futurist


Tags

futurist, predict, hire, industry, time, business, hard, work


Official transcript

boss: i hired a futurist to predict where our industry is headed.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HIRED A FUTURIST TO PREDICT WHERE OUR INDUSTRY IS HEADED.

YOU DON'T NEED TO BE HERE. YOU MIGHT WANT TO ENJOY THE TIME YOU HAVE LEFT.

WHAT?

FOR THE REST OF YOU, I SEE HARD WORK WITH NO REWARDS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Predicting the Future"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a conversation between a futurist and a group of people, including a dog.
  • The futurist predicts that the industry will be headed in a certain direction, but the people are skeptical and unimpressed.
  • One person asks what the futurist sees for the rest of them, and the futurist responds that they see hard work with no rewards.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of predicting the future and the potential for hard work to go unrewarded.

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