Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 22nd March 2020

Dilbert//11299, first published six years ago on Sunday 22nd March 2020

Time Stands Still

Tags

business, technology, phone, search, time, bored, win, still

Official transcript

dogbert: i discovered a way to make time stand still.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DISCOVERED A WAY TO MAKE TIME STAND STILL.

THAT ISN'T POSSIBLE.

I'LL PROVE IT.

I JUST NEED TO FIND SOMETHING ON MY PHONE AND SHOW IT TO YOU.

LOOKING. ..

LOOKING. ..

HERE IT WAIT.

.. NO, THAT ISN'T IT.

LOOKING.

LOOKING.

GAAA!!! I'M SO BORED WATCHING YOU LOOK THROUGH YOUR PHONE!!! TIME IS STANDING STILL!

YOU WIN...

AND I HATE YOU.

TOTALLY WORTH IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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