Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st March 2020

Dilbert//11298, first published six years ago on Saturday 21st March 2020

Platinum Level Service

Tags

business, forecasting, future, predict, industry, blame, sell, upsell, platinum

Official transcript

boss: i hired you to predict the future, of our industry, but everything you say makes me sad.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED YOU TO PREDICT THE FUTURE OF OUR INDUSTRY, BUT EVERYTHING YOU SAY MAKES ME SAD.

DON'T BLAME ME.

I ONLY PREDICT THE FUTURE. I DON'T MAKE THE FUTURE.

UNLESS YOU BUY MY SPECIAL PLATINUM - LEVEL SERVICE.

NICE UPSELL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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