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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th March 2020

Dilbert//11305, first published six years ago on Saturday 28th March 2020

Ted Talks Creates A God


Tags

business, technology, mental, midget, ted talks, binge-watching, god, dumb, all knowing


Official transcript

new hire: i must leave you mental midgets behind as i go start up my own company. i was once dumb like all of you. then i started binge-watching ted talks, and i evolved.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I MUST LEAVE YOU MENTAL MIDGETS BEHIND AS I GO START UP MY OWN COMPANY.

I WAS ONCE DUMB LIKE ALL OF YOU.

THEN I STARTED BINGE -WATCHING TED TALKS, AND I EVOLVED WHAT ARE YOU NOW?

SOME KIND OF GOD, I ASSUME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Evolution of a CEO"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a CEO and his employees. The CEO, who has undergone significant personal and professional changes, is now an eccentric and unconventional leader.

  • CEO's Transformation:
    • The CEO has evolved from a "mental midget" to a self-proclaimed "god."
    • He has started binge-watching TED Talks and has become more confident in his abilities.
  • Employee Reactions:
    • One employee is skeptical of the CEO's newfound confidence.
    • Another employee is amused by the CEO's transformation.
  • CEO's Response:
    • The CEO dismisses his employees' concerns, stating that he is now a "kind of god" and assumes that they will follow him.
  • Overall Tone:
    • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a CEO becoming too confident and detached from reality.
    • It highlights the challenges of leading a team and the importance of staying grounded in one's abilities.

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