Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th March 2020

Dilbert//11305, first published six years ago on Saturday 28th March 2020

Ted Talks Creates A God

Tags

business, technology, mental, midget, ted talks, binge-watching, god, dumb, all knowing

Official transcript

new hire: i must leave you mental midgets behind as i go start up my own company. i was once dumb like all of you. then i started binge-watching ted talks, and i evolved.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I MUST LEAVE YOU MENTAL MIDGETS BEHIND AS I GO START UP MY OWN COMPANY.

I WAS ONCE DUMB LIKE ALL OF YOU.

THEN I STARTED BINGE -WATCHING TED TALKS, AND I EVOLVED WHAT ARE YOU NOW?

SOME KIND OF GOD, I ASSUME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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