Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th March 2020

Dilbert//11306, first published six years ago on Sunday 29th March 2020

Did Not Say That

Tags

business, managers & supervisors, office workers, boss, prototype, authority, idiot, liar, innocent, guilty

Official transcript

co-worker: why did you tell our pointy-haired boss we need to do more testing on the prototype?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DID YOU TELL OUR POINTY-HAIRED BOSS WE NEED TO DO MORE TESTING ON THE PROTOTYPE?

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING OF THE SORT.

CARL SAYS YOU DID.

WHO IS A BETTER AUTHORITY ON WHAT I SAID - A GUY WHO WASNT IN THE ROOM OR ME?

GOOD QUESTION.

ON ONE HAND, CARL IS AN IDIOT AND A KNOWN LIAR.

ON THE OTHER HAND, IT IS COMMON FOR GUILTY PEOPLE TO SAY THEY ARE INNOCENT.

WHAT DO INNOCENT PEOPLE SAY WHEN YOU ACCUSE THEM OF STUFF?

WHO KNOWS?

JUST DON'T DO IT AGAIN.

I DIDN'T DO IT ONCE!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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