Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th March 2020

Dilbert//11306, first published six years ago on Sunday 29th March 2020

Did Not Say That

Tags

business, managers & supervisors, office workers, boss, prototype, authority, idiot, liar, innocent, guilty

Official transcript

co-worker: why did you tell our pointy-haired boss we need to do more testing on the prototype?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DID YOU TELL OUR POINTY-HAIRED BOSS WE NEED TO DO MORE TESTING ON THE PROTOTYPE?

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING OF THE SORT.

CARL SAYS YOU DID.

WHO IS A BETTER AUTHORITY ON WHAT I SAID - A GUY WHO WASNT IN THE ROOM OR ME?

GOOD QUESTION.

ON ONE HAND, CARL IS AN IDIOT AND A KNOWN LIAR.

ON THE OTHER HAND, IT IS COMMON FOR GUILTY PEOPLE TO SAY THEY ARE INNOCENT.

WHAT DO INNOCENT PEOPLE SAY WHEN YOU ACCUSE THEM OF STUFF?

WHO KNOWS?

JUST DON'T DO IT AGAIN.

I DIDN'T DO IT ONCE!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Innocent Accuser"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Carl, who is accused of doing something by an unknown person. Carl denies the accusation and asks who made the statement. The boss reveals that it was Carl himself who made the accusation, but Carl claims he didn't do it. The boss points out that Carl is an idiot and a known liar, implying that Carl is not credible. Carl becomes defensive and accuses the boss of doing it once, but the boss denies it. The strip ends with Carl looking confused and the boss shaking his head.

Key Points:

• Carl is accused of doing something by an unknown person.
• Carl denies the accusation and asks who made the statement.
• The boss reveals that it was Carl himself who made the accusation.
• Carl claims he didn't do it, but the boss points out that Carl is an idiot and a known liar.
• Carl becomes defensive and accuses the boss of doing it once, but the boss denies it.
• The strip ends with Carl looking confused and the boss shaking his head.

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