Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st April 2020

Dilbert//11309, first published six years ago on Wednesday 1st April 2020

Goggles Remove Humans

Tags

business, technology, goggles, human, scenery, alone, noise canceling, headphones, interaction, mega, dork

Official transcript

dilbert: i invented goggles that remove humans from the scenery, so one can enjoy being alone. add noice canceling headphones, and you'll never again have to experience the horror of human interaction.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I INVENTED GOGGLES THAT REMOVE HUMANS FROM THE SCENERY, SO ONE CAN ENJOY BEING ALONE.

ADD NOISE - CANCELING HEADPHONES, AND YOU'LL NEVER AGAIN HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THE HORROR OF HUMAN INTERACTION YOU FREAKIN' MEGADORK.

MMMM, BLISS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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