Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st April 2020

Dilbert//11309, first published six years ago on Wednesday 1st April 2020

Goggles Remove Humans

Tags

business, technology, goggles, human, scenery, alone, noise canceling, headphones, interaction, mega, dork

Official transcript

dilbert: i invented goggles that remove humans from the scenery, so one can enjoy being alone. add noice canceling headphones, and you'll never again have to experience the horror of human interaction.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I INVENTED GOGGLES THAT REMOVE HUMANS FROM THE SCENERY, SO ONE CAN ENJOY BEING ALONE.

ADD NOISE - CANCELING HEADPHONES, AND YOU'LL NEVER AGAIN HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THE HORROR OF HUMAN INTERACTION YOU FREAKIN' MEGADORK.

MMMM, BLISS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Noise-Canceling Headphones"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, wearing noise-canceling headphones and engaging in a conversation with his coworker, Alice. The conversation revolves around the invention of noise-canceling headphones, which Dilbert claims can remove humans from the scenery, allowing one to enjoy solitude. However, he also warns that this technology will never allow humans to experience the horror of human interaction again.

The exchange between Dilbert and Alice is humorous and satirical, poking fun at the idea of avoiding human interaction and the potential consequences of relying solely on technology to escape the world around us. The comic strip offers a lighthearted commentary on the human experience and our relationship with technology.

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