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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd April 2020

Dilbert//11310, first published six years ago on Thursday 2nd April 2020

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Tags

business, list, self management, success, tasks, to do list, win


Official transcript

dilbert thinking: i accomplished fifteen tasks on my to-do list today. that leaves only seven hundred tasks, not counting the twenty-three i added today.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I ACCOMPLISHED FIFTEEN TASKS ON MY TO-DO LIST TODAY.

THAT LEAVES ONLY SEVEN HUNDRED TASKS, NOT COUNTING THE TWENTY-THREE I ADDED TODAY.

I WONDER WHAT WINNING FEELS LIKE.

IT'S GREAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Art of Procrastination"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, sitting at his desk with a laptop and a thought bubble above his head. The first panel shows him thinking, "I accomplished fifteen tasks on my to-do list today." However, in the second panel, he reveals that he has only completed tasks 7-23, leaving 20 unfinished tasks.

In the third panel, Dilbert is seen standing next to a person who is sitting on a couch, looking at him with a mixture of confusion and amusement. The person asks, "I wonder what winning feels like." Dilbert responds with a smile, "It's great."

Key Points:

  • Dilbert has only completed tasks 7-23, leaving 20 unfinished tasks.
  • He is proud of his accomplishment, despite not completing all tasks.
  • The person on the couch is puzzled by Dilbert's attitude towards his incomplete work.
  • Dilbert's response suggests that he is content with his progress, even if it's not perfect.

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