Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th April 2020

Dilbert//11312, first published six years ago on Saturday 4th April 2020

Genius Marketing

Tags

business, sarcasm, products, sales, team, shoddy, incompetent, marketing, genius, correct, blush

Official transcript

dogbert: your products are shoddy, and your sales teams are incompetent. but there is a theoretical amount of marketing genius that can fix all of that.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR PRODUCTS ARE SHODDY, AND YOUR SALES TEAMS ARE INCOMPETENT.

BUT THERE IS A THEORETICAL AMOUNT OF MARKETING GENIUS THAT CAN FIX ALL OF THAT.

ARE YOU THAT GENIUS?

PLEASE.

YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Marketing Genius"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between a man and a dog, with the man expressing frustration about his products being "shoddy" and his sales teams being "incompetent."
• The dog, dressed as a marketing genius, responds by saying that there is a theoretical amount of marketing genius that can fix all of these problems.
• The man asks if the dog is that genius, and the dog replies, "Please. You're making me blush."

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