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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th April 2020

Dilbert//11312, first published six years ago on Saturday 4th April 2020

Genius Marketing


Tags

business, sarcasm, products, sales, team, shoddy, incompetent, marketing, genius, correct, blush


Official transcript

dogbert: your products are shoddy, and your sales teams are incompetent. but there is a theoretical amount of marketing genius that can fix all of that.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR PRODUCTS ARE SHODDY, AND YOUR SALES TEAMS ARE INCOMPETENT.

BUT THERE IS A THEORETICAL AMOUNT OF MARKETING GENIUS THAT CAN FIX ALL OF THAT.

ARE YOU THAT GENIUS?

PLEASE.

YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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