Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 5th April 2020
Dilbert//11313, first published six years ago on Sunday 5th April 2020
No Time Before Next Meeting
Tags
boss, business, care, co-workers, hate, job, lesson, meeting, nonesence, procrastinate, reality, report, stupid, technical, technology, time
Official transcript
dilbert thinking: that meeting ran long, so now i have ten minutes before the next one. i'm suppose to bring a complete technical report, and i haven't even started it. i hate this stupid job!
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
THAT MEETING RAN LONG, SO NOW I ONLY HAVE TEN MINUTES BEFORE THE NEXT ONE.
I'M SUPPOSED TO BRING A COMPLETE TECHNICAL REPORT, AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED IT.
I HATE THIS STUPID JOB!
I HATE MY BOSS!
I HATE MY STUPID COWORKERS!
I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE!
I'LL JUST ANGRILY SLAP TOGETHER A BUNCH OF NONSENSE AND CALL IT GOOD.
GRRRRRR!!!
THIS IS YOUR BEST REPORT EVER.
WHAT?
TODAY I LEARNED A DANGEROUS LESSON ABOUT REALITY.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "The Stupid Job"
Summary:
The comic strip, originally published in, follows Dilbert's daily struggles in the workplace. The story begins with Dilbert arriving at work 10 minutes early, only to realize he has 10 minutes to spare before his next meeting. He decides to bring a complete technical report, despite not starting it.
As the day progresses, Dilbert's frustration grows. He hates his boss and co-workers, and his report is met with a harsh critique from his team. Dilbert becomes increasingly agitated, eventually slapping the report together and calling it good.
The comic strip concludes with Dilbert presenting his report to his boss, who asks if it's the best report ever. Dilbert responds with a sarcastic "What?" and a comment about learning a dangerous lesson about reality. The final panel shows Dilbert walking out of the office, leaving his boss and co-workers behind.
Key Themes:
- The struggle to cope with a stupid job
- Frustration with authority figures and coworkers
- The importance of presenting a good report
- The dangers of reality
Tone:
The comic strip has a sarcastic and humorous tone, poking fun at the challenges of working in a corporate environment. The use of irony and exaggeration adds to the comedic effect, making the strip relatable and entertaining for readers.
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