Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 5th April 2020

Dilbert//11313, first published six years ago on Sunday 5th April 2020

No Time Before Next Meeting

Tags

boss, business, care, co-workers, hate, job, lesson, meeting, nonesence, procrastinate, reality, report, stupid, technical, technology, time

Official transcript

dilbert thinking: that meeting ran long, so now i have ten minutes before the next one. i'm suppose to bring a complete technical report, and i haven't even started it. i hate this stupid job!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THAT MEETING RAN LONG, SO NOW I ONLY HAVE TEN MINUTES BEFORE THE NEXT ONE.

I'M SUPPOSED TO BRING A COMPLETE TECHNICAL REPORT, AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED IT.

I HATE THIS STUPID JOB!

I HATE MY BOSS!

I HATE MY STUPID COWORKERS!

I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE!

I'LL JUST ANGRILY SLAP TOGETHER A BUNCH OF NONSENSE AND CALL IT GOOD.

GRRRRRR!!!

THIS IS YOUR BEST REPORT EVER.

WHAT?

TODAY I LEARNED A DANGEROUS LESSON ABOUT REALITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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