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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th April 2020

Dilbert//11315, first published six years ago on Tuesday 7th April 2020

Three Dogberts


Tags

business, dogbert, marketing, plan, clone, singularity, event, book


Official transcript

dogbert on desk with three dogberts behind him: i've got three dogberts working on your marketing plan, but even that isn't enough. i'd bump it up to five dogcarts, but then we risk creating a singularity event.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'VE GOT THREE DOGBERTS WORKING ON YOUR MARKETING PLAN, BUT EVEN THAT ISN T ENOUGH.

I'D BUMP IT UP TO FIVE DOGBERTS, BUT THEN WE RISK CREATING A SINGULARITY EVENT.

I DONT GET IT.

READ A BOOK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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