Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th April 2020

Dilbert//11315, first published six years ago on Tuesday 7th April 2020

Three Dogberts

Tags

business, dogbert, marketing, plan, clone, singularity, event, book

Official transcript

dogbert on desk with three dogberts behind him: i've got three dogberts working on your marketing plan, but even that isn't enough. i'd bump it up to five dogcarts, but then we risk creating a singularity event.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE GOT THREE DOGBERTS WORKING ON YOUR MARKETING PLAN, BUT EVEN THAT ISN T ENOUGH.

I'D BUMP IT UP TO FIVE DOGBERTS, BUT THEN WE RISK CREATING A SINGULARITY EVENT.

I DONT GET IT.

READ A BOOK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Singularity Event"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between a manager and an employee about marketing plans.
• The employee mentions having three Dogberts working on the plan, but notes that even that isn't enough.
• The manager suggests bumping it up to five Dogberts, but warns of a potential singularity event.
• The employee is skeptical, but the manager reassures them, "I don't get it."
• The punchline is that the employee then reads a book, implying that they are seeking knowledge or understanding.

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