Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 8th April 2020

Dilbert//11316, first published six years ago on Wednesday 8th April 2020

Mind Control

Tags

business, dogbert, slump, sales, clone, product, shoddy, mind, control, legal, notice

Official transcript

dogbert: my team of dogbert clones has reversed your slumping sales. your products are still shoddy, but we use mind control to make people not notice. it's all perfectly legal.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY TEAM OF DOGBERT CLONES HAS REVERSED YOUR SLUMPING SALES.

YOUR PRODUCTS ARE STILL SHODDY, BUT WE USE MIND CONTROL TO MAKE PEOPLE NOT NOTICE.

IT'S ALL I WASN'T PERFECTLY GOING TO LEGAL.

ASK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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