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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th April 2020

Dilbert//11317, first published six years ago on Thursday 9th April 2020

Clones Embezzle


Tags

business, lunch, sandwich, company, dissolve, self-discovery, consilting, staffing, clones, embezzle, journey


Official transcript

dogbert in lunchroom with dilbert: i had to dissolve my consulting company because i made the mistake of staffing it with my clones. every one of them embezzled from me. that sort of ended my journey of self-discovery.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HAD TO DISSOLVE MY CONSULTING COMPANY BECAUSE I MADE THE MISTAKE OF STAFFING IT WITH MY CLONES.

EVERY ONE OF THEM EMBEZZLED FROM ME.

THAT SORT OF ENDED MY JOURNEY OF SELF-DISCOVERY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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