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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th April 2020

Dilbert//11319, first published six years ago on Saturday 11th April 2020

Tina Sues Boss


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, lawyer, sexist, jokes, not, funny, illegal, unfunny, criminally, last, know


Official transcript

tina: i've contacted my lawyer to sue you for your sexist jokes. your humor is not funny, and there's a good chance it is illegal.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IVE CONTACTED MY LAWYER TO SUE YOU FOR YOUR SEXIST JOKES.

YOUR HUMOR IS NOT FUNNY, AND THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE IT IS ILLEGAL.

I JUST LEARNED THAT I AM CRIMINALLY UNFUNNY.

YOU'RE ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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