Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 12th April 2020

Dilbert//11320, first published six years ago on Sunday 12th April 2020

Loving Yourself

Tags

business, managers & supervisors, office workers, philosophy, self love, evil, ignorant, selfish, lazy, love

Official transcript

boss: philosophers say loving yourself is the greatest love of all.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PHILOSOPHERS SAY LOVING YOURSELF IS THE GREATEST LOVE OF ALL.

DO PHILOSOPHERS REALLY SAY THAT?

ALL THE GOOD ONES DO.

AFTER YEARS OF TRYING, I HAVE FINALLY LEARNED TO LOVE MYSELF.

I'M NO PHILOSOPHER, BUT INSTEAD OF LEARNING TO LOVE YOURSELF THE WAY YOU ARE ...

WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER IF YOU LEARNED HOW TO STOP BEING AN EVIL, IGNORANT.

SELFISH PIECE OF GARBAGE?

THAT SOUNDS A LOT HARDER.

IN OTHER WORDS, YOU ARE LAZY I LOVE THAT ABOUT ME!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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