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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th April 2020

Dilbert//11322, first published six years ago on Tuesday 14th April 2020

Working On Vacation


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, work, vacation, scold, enjoy, behind, train, broken


Official transcript

dilbert: do you mind if i come to work on my vacation days? i hate being scolded for being behind in my work more that i enjoy taking vacations.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DO YOU MIND IF I COME TO WORK ON MY VACATION DAYS?

I HATE BEING SCOLDED FOR BEING BEHIND IN MY WORK MORE THAN I ENJOY TAKING VACATIONS.

IT SEEMS I HAVE TRAINED YOU WELL.

NO, I'M JUST BROKEN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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