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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th April 2020

Dilbert//11323, first published six years ago on Wednesday 15th April 2020

Poster Of Our Values


Tags

managers & supervisors, sarcasm, business, poster, values, room, forgot, steal, guess, break room


Official transcript

boss at conference room table: i hope you all saw the poster i put in the break room with our list of values.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HOPE YOU ALL SAW THE POSTER I PUT IN THE BREAK ROOM WITH OUR LIST OF VALUES.

I DIDN'T SEE IT.

WHAT ARE OUR VALUES?

I DON'T REMEMBER.

ARE WE ALLOWED TO STEAL?

I DON'T THINK SO, BUT IM GUESSING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Stealing Values"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert and his colleagues discussing a poster with a list of values.
  • Dilbert is unsure what the values are, and his colleagues are hesitant to reveal them.
  • The conversation takes a humorous turn when Dilbert jokingly asks if they are allowed to steal the values, and his colleagues respond with a mix of confusion and amusement.
  • The strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate values being taken seriously, and the absurdity of trying to quantify or steal them.

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