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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th April 2020

Dilbert//11325, first published six years ago on Friday 17th April 2020

Rot From The Inside


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, work, ethic, abysmal, loan, project, hate, rot, idea, raise


Official transcript

boss: wally, your work ethic is abysmal. you're fired.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WALLY, YOUR WORK ETHIC IS ABYSMAL.

YOU'RE FIRED.

WOULDN'T IT MAKE MORE SENSE TO LOAN ME TO A PROJECT YOU HATE, SO I CAN ROT IT FROM THE INSIDE?

THAT'S NOT YOUR WORST IDEA IS A RAISE OUT OF THE QUESTION?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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