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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th April 2020

Dilbert//11324, first published six years ago on Thursday 16th April 2020

Show Interest In Employees


Tags

appointment, business, doctor, employees, hate, interest, leave, life, managers & supervisors, prank, question


Official transcript

alice: i have a doctor appointment.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HAVE A DOCTOR APPOINTMENT.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

THAT'S NONE OF YOUR STINKIN' BUSINESS! STAY OUT OF MY LIFE!

DIDN'T YOU ADVISE ME TO SHOW INTEREST IN MY EMPLOYEES?

I WAS PRANKING YOU. THEY HATE THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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