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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th April 2020

Dilbert//11327, first published six years ago on Sunday 19th April 2020

Elbonian Factory Problem


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, report, factory, elbonia, problem, lost, power, main, floor, employees, scared, trip, dark, gas, line, accident, crater, capital, explosion, unsympathetic


Official transcript

dilbert: we have some problems in our elbonian factory.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE HAVE SOME PROBLEMS IN OUR ELBONIAN FACTORY.

HOW BAD?

THEY LOST POWER ON THE MAIN FLOOR.

THAT'S NOT SO BAD.

THE EMPLOYEES WERE SCARED.

THEYLL GET OVER ONE OF THEM TRIPPED IN THE DARK.

BIG DEAL.

HE ACCIDENTALLY OPENED A GAS LINE.

A LITTLE GAS NEVER HURT ANYONE.

NOW THERE'S A CRATER WHERE THE CAPITAL CITY USED TO BE.

LET'S KEEP AN EYE ON THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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