Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th April 2020

Dilbert//11328, first published six years ago on Monday 20th April 2020

No Handshaking

Tags

business, filthy, hand, invisible, office workers, see, shake, virus

Official transcript

dilbert: sorry, i no longer shake hands. i can practically see the viral load on that filthy paw of yours.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SORRY, I NO LONGER SHAKE HANDS.

I CAN PRACTICALLY SEE THE VIRAL LOAD ON THAT FILTHY PAW OF YOURS.

YOU CAN'T "SEE" A VIRUS.

HEE-HEE!

THAT'S HOW WE GETCHA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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