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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th April 2020

Dilbert//11333, first published six years ago on Saturday 25th April 2020

Social Distancing


Tags

business, eighties, health, hug, managers & supervisors, practice, social distancing, virus, coronavirus


Official transcript

boss with face mask: wally, i need you to practice "social distancing"

until the virus risk has passed.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WALLY, I NEED YOU TO PRACTICE "SOCIAL DISTANCING" UNTIL THE VIRUS RISK HAS PASSED.

I ALREADY DO THAT.

I HAVEN'T HUGGED ANYONE SINCE THE EIGHTIES.

GOOD JOB.

HIGH- FIVE.

BACK OFF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Social Distancing"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2020, features Dilbert and his boss Wally in a humorous exchange about social distancing during the COVID-19 pandemic. The conversation unfolds as follows:

  • Dilbert asks Wally to practice "social distancing" until the virus risk has passed.
  • Wally responds that he already does so, having not hugged anyone since the 1980s.
  • Dilbert then high-fives Wally, which is met with a "back off" gesture from Wally.

The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of maintaining social distancing in a professional setting, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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