Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th April 2020

Dilbert//11333, first published six years ago on Saturday 25th April 2020

Social Distancing

Tags

business, eighties, health, hug, managers & supervisors, practice, social distancing, virus, coronavirus

Official transcript

boss with face mask: wally, i need you to practice "social distancing"

until the virus risk has passed.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I NEED YOU TO PRACTICE "SOCIAL DISTANCING" UNTIL THE VIRUS RISK HAS PASSED.

I ALREADY DO THAT.

I HAVEN'T HUGGED ANYONE SINCE THE EIGHTIES.

GOOD JOB.

HIGH- FIVE.

BACK OFF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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