Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th April 2020
Dilbert//11335, first published six years ago on Monday 27th April 2020
Human Walking This Way
Tags
coronavirus, exercise, fish, health, human, social distancing, walking, water
Official transcript
dilbert walking outside thinking: uh-oh. a human being is walking in my direction.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
UH-OH. A HUMAN BEING IS WALKING IN MY DIRECTION.
AAAAGH!!!
I NEED TO ASK YOU TO BACK UP SIX FEET
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Dilbert: The Human Bridge"
Summary:
The comic strip depicts a humorous scene where Dilbert, a bespectacled man, is walking along a stone bridge. As he approaches the middle of the bridge, he notices a human being walking in his direction. Startled, Dilbert exclaims, "Uh-oh, a human being is walking in my direction!" He then proceeds to jump off the bridge, shouting "AAAAGH!!" as he falls into the water below.
The punchline of the comic strip is revealed in the final panel, where Dilbert asks the person on the bridge, "I need to ask you to back up six feet." The humor lies in the unexpected twist on the typical scenario of someone asking someone else to move out of their way, with Dilbert literally taking matters into his own hands by jumping off the bridge. The comic strip showcases Dilbert's quirky personality and his tendency to think outside the box.
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