Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th April 2020

Dilbert//11338, first published six years ago on Thursday 30th April 2020

Ceo Has Pandemic Plan

Tags

business, managers & supervisors, video conference, stock market, money, rich, lost, pandemic, health, underpay, stategy

Official transcript

ceo on video conference: i used to be rich, but i lost it all in the stock market crash during the pandemic. luckily, i can make up the difference by working you idiots to death while underpaying you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I USED TO BE RICH, BUT I LOST IT ALL IN THE STOCK MARKET CRASH DURING THE PANDEMIC.

LUCKILY, I CAN MAKE UP THE DIFFERENCE BY WORKING YOU IDIOTS TO DEATH WHILE UNDERPAYING YOU.

WE THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T HAVE A STRATEGY.

I JUST DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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