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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st May 2020

Dilbert//11339, first published six years ago on Friday 1st May 2020

Alice Borrows Stapler


Tags

business, office supplies, face mask, borrow, stapler, paper clip, coronavirus, germs


Official transcript

Alice wearing face mask: can I borrow your stapler?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CAN I BORROW YOUR STAPLER?

NOT WITH YOUR BARE HANDS. BUT I CAN WRAP IT IN PLASTIC AND LEAVE A HOLE FOR THE STAPLES TO COME OUT.

MAYBE YOU CAN JUST LEND ME A PAPER CLIP.

I'LL THROW IT TO YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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