Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 3rd May 2020
Dilbert//11341, first published six years ago on Sunday 3rd May 2020
Hates Safety
Tags
business, safety, anger, yelling, statistics, flaw, authority, health
Official transcript
dilbert: your method of calculating the safety statistics is flawed.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
YOUR METHOD OF CALCULATING THE SAFETY STATISTICS IS FLAWED.
WOW. WAIT UNTIL I TELL EVERYONE YOU DON'T THINK SAFETY MATTERS.
I... DIDN'T SAY THAT. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE WAY YOU MEASURED IT.
IT'S TOO LATE TO WALK IT BACK NOW!
IM NOT "WALKING IT BACK." IM CLARIFYING.
THERE'S NOTHING TO CLARIFY. YOU HATE SAFETY.
STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH!!! I'M A BETTER AUTHORITY ON WHAT I THINK THAN YOU ARE!!!
WHAT WAS ALL THAT YELLING ABOUT?
DILBERT THINKS SAFETY DOESN'T MATTER.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Safety Statistics"
Summary:
- The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and critical nature, who is tasked with calculating safety statistics.
- He expresses frustration with the method of calculation, which he believes is flawed.
- His boss, who is also the author of the comic strip, Scott Adams, responds by saying that it's too late to change the method now.
- Dilbert then proceeds to make a series of sarcastic comments about the importance of safety, including putting words in his mouth and clarifying that he doesn't hate safety.
- The comic strip ends with Dilbert questioning the relevance of safety statistics and Scott Adams responding that Dilbert thinks safety doesn't matter.
Key Points:
- Dilbert's frustration with the method of calculating safety statistics
- Scott Adams' response that it's too late to change the method now
- Dilbert's sarcastic comments about the importance of safety
- The comic strip's commentary on the perceived irrelevance of safety statistics.
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