Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 3rd May 2020

Dilbert//11341, first published six years ago on Sunday 3rd May 2020

Hates Safety

Tags

business, safety, anger, yelling, statistics, flaw, authority, health

Official transcript

dilbert: your method of calculating the safety statistics is flawed.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR METHOD OF CALCULATING THE SAFETY STATISTICS IS FLAWED.

WOW. WAIT UNTIL I TELL EVERYONE YOU DON'T THINK SAFETY MATTERS.

I... DIDN'T SAY THAT. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE WAY YOU MEASURED IT.

IT'S TOO LATE TO WALK IT BACK NOW!

IM NOT "WALKING IT BACK." IM CLARIFYING.

THERE'S NOTHING TO CLARIFY. YOU HATE SAFETY.

STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH!!! I'M A BETTER AUTHORITY ON WHAT I THINK THAN YOU ARE!!!

WHAT WAS ALL THAT YELLING ABOUT?

DILBERT THINKS SAFETY DOESN'T MATTER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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