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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd May 2020

Dilbert//11340, first published six years ago on Saturday 2nd May 2020

Carol Hoards


Tags

business, health, office supplies, copy paper, hoarding, shortage, coronavirus


Official transcript

dilbert wearing face mask: we're running low on copier paper.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE'RE RUNNING LOW ON COPIER PAPER.

I KNOW. I HOARDED IT ALL AT MY HOUSE WHEN SOMEONE SAID WE MIGHT HAVE A SHORTAGE.

CAN YOU BRING SOME OF IT BACK?

THAT WOULD DEFEAT THE POINT OF HOARDING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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