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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th May 2020

Dilbert//11343, first published six years ago on Tuesday 5th May 2020

Sending Data To Elbonia


Tags

business, business ethics, proprietary, data, elbonia, internet, monitor, activity, conversation


Official transcript

boss with face mask: our security team says you have been sending our proprietary data to elbonia.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR SECURITY TEAM SAYS YOU HAVE BEEN SENDING OUR PROPRIETARY DATA TO ELBONIA.

YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT.

I MONITOR ALL OF YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITIES.

I MONITOR ALL OF YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY, TOO.

THEN LET'S FORGET WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Monitoring Internet Activities"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 'Dilbert', revolves around a conversation between a security team and an individual regarding internet monitoring. The security team informs the individual that they have been sending proprietary data to Elbonia, prompting the individual to question their ability to monitor all internet activities. The security team responds by stating that they monitor all internet activity, including the conversation itself. The individual then forgets the conversation, highlighting the irony of being monitored while attempting to discuss the same topic.

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