Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th May 2020
Dilbert//11344, first published six years ago on Wednesday 6th May 2020
Decisions Without Data
Tags
decision, managers & supervisors, business, time, compile, facts, guess, career
Official transcript
dilbert with face mask: i need a quick decision on this, but i don't have time to compile the relevant facts.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I NEED A QUICK DECISION ON THIS, BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO COMPILE THE RELEVANT FACTS.
WITHOUT FACTS, I WOULD JUST BE GUESSING.
IT WON'T AFFECT YOUR CAREER AVERAGE.
WHY WOULDN'T IT?
LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "A Quick Decision"
Summary:
- The comic strip features a character named Dilbert, who is known for his sarcastic and humorous take on workplace life.
- In this strip, Dilbert is tasked with making a quick decision without having time to compile relevant facts.
- He responds by saying that without facts, he would just be guessing, and it wouldn't affect his career average.
- The punchline comes when he asks why he wouldn't change the subject, implying that he'd rather avoid making a decision altogether.
- The strip pokes fun at the tendency to avoid difficult decisions and the importance of having accurate information to make informed choices.
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