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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th May 2020

Dilbert//11344, first published six years ago on Wednesday 6th May 2020

Decisions Without Data


Tags

decision, managers & supervisors, business, time, compile, facts, guess, career


Official transcript

dilbert with face mask: i need a quick decision on this, but i don't have time to compile the relevant facts.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED A QUICK DECISION ON THIS, BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO COMPILE THE RELEVANT FACTS.

WITHOUT FACTS, I WOULD JUST BE GUESSING.

IT WON'T AFFECT YOUR CAREER AVERAGE.

WHY WOULDN'T IT?

LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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