Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th May 2020
Dilbert//11354, first published six years ago on Saturday 16th May 2020
Has To Upgrade Server
Tags
coronavirus, business, technology, network, upgrade, server, boss, latency, locks, garage, sleep, face mask, work from home
Official transcript
dilbert wearing face mask and carrying computer bag: i'm going into the office to upgrade a server. according to my boss, reducing network latency is more important than my life. can i depend on you to not change the locks while i'm gone?
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
IM GOING INTO THE OFFICE TO UPGRADE A SERVER.
ACCORDING TO MY BOSS, REDUCING NETWORK LATENCY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY LIFE.
CAN I DEPEND ON YOU TO NOT CHANGE THE LOCKS WHILE I'M GONE?
ONLY IF YOU SLEEP IN THE GARAGE.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Network Latency"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous take on office life, navigating a conversation with his boss about network latency.
Panel 1:
- Dilbert mentions going to the office to upgrade a server.
- The boss responds by saying that reducing network latency is more important than his life.
Panel 2:
- Dilbert asks if he can depend on his boss to not change the locks while he's gone.
- The boss replies that only if he sleeps in the garage.
Overall:
The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of office politics and the importance placed on network latency in modern workplaces. It highlights the humorous and often illogical nature of workplace interactions.
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