Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th May 2020

Dilbert//11354, first published six years ago on Saturday 16th May 2020

Has To Upgrade Server

Tags

coronavirus, business, technology, network, upgrade, server, boss, latency, locks, garage, sleep, face mask, work from home

Official transcript

dilbert wearing face mask and carrying computer bag: i'm going into the office to upgrade a server. according to my boss, reducing network latency is more important than my life. can i depend on you to not change the locks while i'm gone?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM GOING INTO THE OFFICE TO UPGRADE A SERVER.

ACCORDING TO MY BOSS, REDUCING NETWORK LATENCY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY LIFE.

CAN I DEPEND ON YOU TO NOT CHANGE THE LOCKS WHILE I'M GONE?

ONLY IF YOU SLEEP IN THE GARAGE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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