Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 17th May 2020

Dilbert//11355, first published six years ago on Sunday 17th May 2020

Asok Meditates

Tags

coffee, psychology, sarcasm, business, meditation, think, work, co-worker, technology, enlightenment

Official transcript

asok: have you ever tried meditating?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED MEDITATING?

SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF WORK.

IT IS THE OPPOSITE OF WORK.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIT IN ONE PLACE AND THINK OF NOTHING IN PARTICULAR.

CAN I DRINK COFFEE AT THE SAME TIME?

THAT IS NOT RECOMMENDED.

IN OTHER WORDS, MEDITATING IS WHAT I ALREADY DO, BUT WITHOUT THE ADVANTAGE OF COFFEE?

PERHAPS YOU HAVE ALREADY ACHIEVED ENLIGHTENMENT.

FEELS THAT WAY TO ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.