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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 17th May 2020

Dilbert//11355, first published six years ago on Sunday 17th May 2020

Asok Meditates


Tags

coffee, psychology, sarcasm, business, meditation, think, work, co-worker, technology, enlightenment


Official transcript

asok: have you ever tried meditating?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED MEDITATING?

SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF WORK.

IT IS THE OPPOSITE OF WORK.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIT IN ONE PLACE AND THINK OF NOTHING IN PARTICULAR.

CAN I DRINK COFFEE AT THE SAME TIME?

THAT IS NOT RECOMMENDED.

IN OTHER WORDS, MEDITATING IS WHAT I ALREADY DO, BUT WITHOUT THE ADVANTAGE OF COFFEE?

PERHAPS YOU HAVE ALREADY ACHIEVED ENLIGHTENMENT.

FEELS THAT WAY TO ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Coffee Enigma"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in Dilbert, revolves around a conversation between two coworkers, Dilbert and his colleague, about meditation and coffee. The conversation is presented in a series of six panels, each featuring a different aspect of their discussion.

Panel 1:

  • Dilbert asks his colleague if he has ever tried meditating.
  • The colleague responds, "Sounds like a lot of work."
  • Dilbert inquires, "Can I drink coffee at the same time?"

Panel 2:

  • The colleague replies, "That is not recommended."
  • Dilbert asks, "In other words, meditating is what I already do, but without the advantage of coffee?"
  • The colleague responds, "Feels that way to me."

Panel 3:

  • Dilbert's colleague explains, "All you have to do is sit in one place and think of nothing in particular."
  • Dilbert remarks, "Perhaps you have already achieved enlightenment."

Panel 4:

  • The colleague responds, "It is the opposite of work."
  • Dilbert asks, "By Scott Adams."
  • The colleague replies, "All you have to do is sit in one place and think of nothing in particular."

Panel 5:

  • Dilbert's colleague explains, "In other words, meditating is what I already do, but without the advantage of coffee?"
  • Dilbert remarks, "Feels that way to me."

Panel 6:

  • Dilbert's colleague concludes, "Perhaps you have already achieved enlightenment."
  • Dilbert responds, "Feels that way to me."

Overall:

The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of meditation and the importance of coffee in one's daily routine. The conversation between Dilbert and his colleague showcases their witty banter and lighthearted approach to discussing meditation and its benefits.

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