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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th May 2020

Dilbert//11357, first published six years ago on Tuesday 19th May 2020

No Lunch With You


Tags

diseases, lunch, office workers, rejection, virus, pandemic, invitation, social distancing


Official transcript

Dilbert: Would you like to join me for lunch?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN ME FOR LUNCH?

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE IN THE SAME ZIP CODE AS YOUR DISEASED MOUTH.

NO OFFENSE.

NONE TAKEN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Zip Code Disease" and features Dilbert, a white-collar worker, at his desk. He is wearing a mask and has a conversation with his co-worker, Wally, who is also wearing a mask.

  • Dilbert: Would you like to join me for lunch?
  • Wally: I don't even want to be in the same zip code as your diseased mouth.
  • Dilbert: No offense.
  • Wally: None taken.

The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of social distancing and the fear of contracting illnesses during the COVID-19 pandemic. It pokes fun at the idea that people are willing to go to great lengths to avoid being near someone who may be infected, even if it means not being able to have a simple conversation or share a meal together.

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