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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th May 2020

Dilbert//11357, first published six years ago on Tuesday 19th May 2020

No Lunch With You


Tags

diseases, lunch, office workers, rejection, virus, pandemic, invitation, social distancing


Official transcript

Dilbert: Would you like to join me for lunch?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN ME FOR LUNCH?

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE IN THE SAME ZIP CODE AS YOUR DISEASED MOUTH.

NO OFFENSE.

NONE TAKEN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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