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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th May 2020

Dilbert//11356, first published six years ago on Monday 18th May 2020

Makeup Under Mask


Tags

makeup, masks, offended, office workers, pandemic, human resources


Official transcript

Dilbert: Do you wear makeup under the mask where no one can see it? Or do you leave your snout area all pale and pimply?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DO YOU WEAR MAKEUP UNDER THE MASK WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE IT?

OR DO YOU LEAVE YOUR SNOUT AREA ALL PALE AND PIMPLY?

STOP IMAGINING ME UNMASKED.

I'LL REPORT MYSELF TO HUMAN RESOURCES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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