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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th May 2020

Dilbert//11356, first published six years ago on Monday 18th May 2020

Makeup Under Mask


Tags

makeup, masks, offended, office workers, pandemic, human resources


Official transcript

Dilbert: Do you wear makeup under the mask where no one can see it? Or do you leave your snout area all pale and pimply?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DO YOU WEAR MAKEUP UNDER THE MASK WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE IT?

OR DO YOU LEAVE YOUR SNOUT AREA ALL PALE AND PIMPLY?

STOP IMAGINING ME UNMASKED.

I'LL REPORT MYSELF TO HUMAN RESOURCES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Snout Area"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a conversation between Dilbert and a woman at a desk.
  • Dilbert asks if the woman wears makeup under her mask, to which she responds that no one can see it.
  • Dilbert then inquires about leaving his snout area pale and pimply, prompting the woman to report herself to human resources for unmasking.
  • The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of wearing masks and the challenges of maintaining personal hygiene while doing so.

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