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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd May 2020

Dilbert//11360, first published six years ago on Friday 22nd May 2020

Virus Hellscape


Tags

boss, diseases, office workers, virus, pandemic


Official transcript

Boss: Do you have ten munutes to come talk to me about the project timeline.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE TEN MINUTES TO COME TALK TO ME ABOUT THE PROJECT TIMELINE?

YES, BUT IT ISNT WORTH EXPOSING MYSELF TO YOUR VIRUS-DROPLET HELLSCAPE.

I'LL JUST GUESS WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE SAID.

I THINK THAT'S BEST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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