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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd May 2020

Dilbert//11360, first published six years ago on Friday 22nd May 2020

Virus Hellscape


Tags

boss, diseases, office workers, virus, pandemic


Official transcript

Boss: Do you have ten munutes to come talk to me about the project timeline.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE TEN MINUTES TO COME TALK TO ME ABOUT THE PROJECT TIMELINE?

YES, BUT IT ISNT WORTH EXPOSING MYSELF TO YOUR VIRUS-DROPLET HELLSCAPE.

I'LL JUST GUESS WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE SAID.

I THINK THAT'S BEST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Virus-Droplet Hellscape"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two characters, with one asking the other if they have ten minutes to discuss the project timeline. The second character responds by stating that it isn't worth exposing themselves to the virus-droplet hellscape, implying that they are concerned about contracting COVID-19. The first character then asks what the second character would have said if they had been asked to share their thoughts, and the second character replies that it would have been best.

Key Points:

  • The comic strip highlights the challenges of working during the COVID-19 pandemic.
  • The characters' conversation showcases the risks and concerns associated with in-person interactions during this time.
  • The strip pokes fun at the idea of avoiding exposure to the virus-droplet hellscape, using humor to comment on the situation.

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