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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd May 2020

Dilbert//11361, first published six years ago on Saturday 23rd May 2020

Smartphones Spread Viruses


Tags

cell phone, hygiene, science, contagion, pandemic, smartphone, germs


Official transcript

Boss: Scientists say our smartphones can spread the coronavirus. That's why I no longer answer the phone. You never know if the caller is infected.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

SCIENTISTS SAY OUR SMARTPHONES CAN SPREAD THE CORONAVIRUS.

THAT'S WHY I NO LONGER ANSWER THE PHONE. YOU NEVER KNOW IF THE CALLER IS INFECTED.

I DON'T THINK...

LET IT GO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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