Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th May 2020

Dilbert//11363, first published six years ago on Monday 25th May 2020

Ceo Says Coronavirus Is Hoax

Tags

boss, sarcasm, suspicion, virus, pandemic, hoax

Official transcript

CEO: The coronavirus is a hoax. It is no more dangerous than a common cold.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE CORONAVIRUS IS A HOAX. IT IS NO MORE DANGEROUS THAN A COMMON COLD.

IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU ARE INVITING THE UNIVERSE TO SMITE YOU.

DON'T JINX !

IT'S FAR TOO LATE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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