Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th May 2020

Dilbert//11364, first published six years ago on Tuesday 26th May 2020

Begging The Universe For Trouble

Tags

boss, hygiene, karma, pandemic, virus, hoax, germs, superstitious

Official transcript

Man: If you keep saying the coronavirus is a hoax. You are practically begging the universe to infect you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU KEEP SAYING THE CORONAVIRUS IS A HOAX, YOU ARE PRACTICALLY BEGGING THE UNIVERSE TO INFECT YOU.

DON'T BE SO SUPERSTITIOUS.

THAT'S NOT HOW ANYTHING WORKS, YOU MORON COUGH COUGH NO, KARMA!

NOT ME!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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