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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th May 2020

Dilbert//11364, first published six years ago on Tuesday 26th May 2020

Begging The Universe For Trouble


Tags

boss, hygiene, karma, pandemic, virus, hoax, germs, superstitious


Official transcript

Man: If you keep saying the coronavirus is a hoax. You are practically begging the universe to infect you.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IF YOU KEEP SAYING THE CORONAVIRUS IS A HOAX, YOU ARE PRACTICALLY BEGGING THE UNIVERSE TO INFECT YOU.

DON'T BE SO SUPERSTITIOUS.

THAT'S NOT HOW ANYTHING WORKS, YOU MORON COUGH COUGH NO, KARMA!

NOT ME!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Superstitious"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2020, features Dilbert and his coworker engaging in a conversation about the COVID-19 pandemic. The conversation is presented in three panels, with the first panel showing Dilbert stating that if you keep saying the coronavirus is a hoax, you are practically begging the universe to infect you. In the second panel, the coworker responds by saying that he's not superstitious, that's not how anything works, you moron. The third panel depicts the coworker coughing, and Dilbert exclaiming "No, karma, not me!" The comic strip uses humor to comment on the dangers of spreading misinformation during the pandemic.

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