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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 28th May 2020

Dilbert//11366, first published six years ago on Thursday 28th May 2020

Wally Borrows Money


Tags

danger, health & safety, money, office workers, social distancing


Official transcript

Wally: I heard you are not practicing social distancing. Can I borrow some money?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HEARD YOU ARE NOT PRACTICING SOCIAL DISTANCING.

CAN I BORROW SOME MONEY?

WHAT DOES SOCIAL DISTANCING HAVE TO DO WITH BORROWING MONEY?

I LIKE BORROWING MONEY WHEN I MIGHT NOT HAVE TO PAY IT BACK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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