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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th May 2020

Dilbert//11367, first published six years ago on Friday 29th May 2020

Ceo Does Math


Tags

death & dying, diseases, earth, humans, sarcasm, pandemic, virus


Official transcript

CEO: Why is everyone so panicked about coronavirus when maybe only 1% who get it will die?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHY IS EVERYONE SO PANICKED ABOUT CORONAVIRUS WHEN MAYBE ONLY 1% WHO GET IT WILL DIE?

ONE PERCENT OF THE POPULATION OF EARTH WOULD BE 77 MILLION DEAD.

YES, BUT THE WHOLE THEY WORLD WONT WILL IF GET IT.

THEY LISTEN TO YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Pandemic Perspective"

Summary:

This Dilbert comic strip offers a humorous take on the COVID-19 pandemic. The strip features Dilbert and his cat, Dogbert, engaged in a conversation about the virus.

  • Panel 1: Dilbert asks why everyone is so panicked about coronavirus, suggesting that only 1% of the population will die.
  • Panel 2: Dogbert responds by stating that one percent of the world's population would be 77 million people, making it a significant number.
  • Panel 3: Dilbert agrees that the whole world won't get it, but notes that if they listen to him, they will.

Key Takeaway:

The comic strip highlights the importance of taking the pandemic seriously, despite the relatively low mortality rate. It emphasizes the need for caution and responsible behavior to prevent the spread of the virus.

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