Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th May 2020

Dilbert//11367, first published six years ago on Friday 29th May 2020

Ceo Does Math

Tags

death & dying, diseases, earth, humans, sarcasm, pandemic, virus

Official transcript

CEO: Why is everyone so panicked about coronavirus when maybe only 1% who get it will die?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY IS EVERYONE SO PANICKED ABOUT CORONAVIRUS WHEN MAYBE ONLY 1% WHO GET IT WILL DIE?

ONE PERCENT OF THE POPULATION OF EARTH WOULD BE 77 MILLION DEAD.

YES, BUT THE WHOLE THEY WORLD WONT WILL IF GET IT.

THEY LISTEN TO YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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