Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 31st May 2020

Dilbert//11369, first published six years ago on Sunday 31st May 2020

One Source Of Stress

Tags

business, work at home, human, contact, stress, co-workers, bored, print, money

Official transcript

dilbert thinking: i've had no human contact for months. i wasn't expecting to enjoy it so much. my love life was already a barren wasteland. and avoiding my co-workers is always good. i haven't been stressed, tired, or bored in weeks. i only have one remaining source of stress in my life.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE HAD NO HUMAN CONTACT FOR MONTHS.

I WASN'T EXPECTING TO ENJOY IT SO MUCH.

MY LOVE LIFE WAS ALREADY A BARREN WASTELAND.

AND AVOIDING MY COWORKERS IS ALWAYS GOOD.

I HAVEN'T BEEN STRESSED, TIRED, OR BORED IN WEEKS.

I ONLY HAVE ONE REMAINING SOURCE OF STRESS IN MY LIFE.

I'M PRINTING MONEY IN THE BASEMENT.

THERE IT IS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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