Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st June 2020

Dilbert//11370, first published six years ago on Monday 1st June 2020

Wally Has Symptoms

Tags

lie, office workers, sickness, pandemic, virus

Official transcript

Wally: My throat has a tickle, so I'd better take a month off of work. The coronavirus tests can have some false negatives, and I love you too much to put you at risk.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY THROAT HAS A TICKLE, SO I'D BETTER TAKE A MONTH OFF OF WORK.

THE CORONAVIRUS TESTS CAN HAVE SOME FALSE NEGATIVES, AND I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO PUT YOU AT RISK.

DID IT WORK?

NO, I SOLD IT TOO HARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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