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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th June 2020

Dilbert//11373, first published six years ago on Thursday 4th June 2020

Factories No Buyers


Tags

big business, money, sarcasm, customers, poison


Official transcript

Dilbert: Our factories are back online, but we have no buyers. It turns out that our customer base overlaps with the people who recently poisoned themselves with household disinfectants.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR FACTORIES ARE BACK ONLINE, BUT WE HAVE NO BUYERS.

REVENUE $ 0 IT TURNS OUT THAT OUR CUSTOMER BASE OVERLAPS WITH THE PEOPLE WHO RECENTLY POISONED THEMSELVES WITH HOUSEHOLD DISINFECTANTS.

WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING?

I WON A BET ON IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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