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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th June 2020

Dilbert//11373, first published six years ago on Thursday 4th June 2020

Factories No Buyers


Tags

big business, money, sarcasm, customers, poison


Official transcript

Dilbert: Our factories are back online, but we have no buyers. It turns out that our customer base overlaps with the people who recently poisoned themselves with household disinfectants.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR FACTORIES ARE BACK ONLINE, BUT WE HAVE NO BUYERS.

REVENUE $ 0 IT TURNS OUT THAT OUR CUSTOMER BASE OVERLAPS WITH THE PEOPLE WHO RECENTLY POISONED THEMSELVES WITH HOUSEHOLD DISINFECTANTS.

WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING?

I WON A BET ON IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Household Disinfectant Poisoning"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a company that has resumed operations online, but lacks buyers. The CEO is puzzled by this situation and decides to investigate further. He discovers that their customer base overlaps with individuals who have recently poisoned themselves with household disinfectants. The CEO is amused by this coincidence and suggests that the company could capitalize on it by offering a "bet" on who could have seen it coming. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of companies trying to find new ways to market their products, even in the face of unusual circumstances.

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