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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd June 2020

Dilbert//11372, first published six years ago on Wednesday 3rd June 2020

Bead Of Sweat


Tags

health & safety, idea, nervous, office workers, sickness, virus, paranoia, pandemic


Official transcript

Man: What do you think of my idea?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY IDEA?

TO BE HONEST, I DIDN'T HEAR A WORD OF IT. I SPENT THE WHOLE TIME BEING WORRIED ABOUT THAT BEAD OF SWEAT ON YOUR FOREHEAD IT'S WARM IN HERE!

IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE A THOUSAND YARDS IN THAT DIRECTION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "A Warm Welcome"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between two coworkers, Dilbert and Dogbert, in a workplace setting. The exchange begins with Dilbert asking his coworker, "What do you think of my idea?" However, the coworker's response is cut off by Dogbert, who interrupts and says, "To be honest, I didn't hear a word of it. I spent the whole time being worried about that bead of sweat on your forehead."

Dilbert, seemingly unaware of Dogbert's distraction, continues to present his idea, which is met with Dogbert's sarcastic remark, "If you need me, I'll be a thousand yards in that direction." The punchline is delivered by Dogbert, who turns to the coworker and says, "It's warm in here!"

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of Dogbert's behavior, as he prioritizes his own comfort over listening to Dilbert's idea. The exchange showcases the lighthearted and humorous tone characteristic of the Dilbert comic strip.

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