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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th June 2020

Dilbert//11379, first published six years ago on Wednesday 10th June 2020

Hate Edits


Tags

criticism, office workers, sarcasm, edit


Official transcript

Dilbert: I didn't like your analysis, so I made some hate-edits.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I DIDNT LIKE YOUR ANALYSIS, SO I MADE SOME HATE-EDITS.

WHAT'S A HATE - EDIT?

YOULL SEE.

YOU CHANGED "IN MY OPINION" TO "ACCORDING TO THE SQUIRRELS IN MY SKULL." THERE YOU GO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hate-Edits"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a character named Dilbert, who is depicted as a bespectacled, balding man with a red jacket and blue shirt. He is shown sitting at a desk, holding a piece of paper and wearing a lanyard.

The strip begins with Dilbert stating that he dislikes an analysis and has made some "hate-edits" to it. He then asks his colleague, who is also wearing a red jacket and blue shirt, what he sees. The colleague responds by saying that he changed "in my opinion" to "according to the squirrels in my skull." Dilbert's response is "there you go."

The final panel shows a server with a pink screen, accompanied by the text "you changed 'in my opinion' to 'according to the squirrels in my skull.'" The overall tone of the comic strip is humorous, poking fun at the idea of making changes to an analysis based on personal opinions rather than factual information.

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