Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th June 2020

Dilbert//11380, first published six years ago on Thursday 11th June 2020

Better Fast Than Good

Tags

boss, email, office workers, sadness, sarcasm, time, truth

Official transcript

Dilbert: I got your email, but I didn't have time to include your upgrades on my analysis. It's better to be timely than right because our boss can't judge the quality of our work, but he knows when it's late.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I GOT YOUR EMAIL, BUT I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO INCLUDE YOUR UPGRADES ON MY ANALYSIS.

IT'S BETTER TO BE TIMELY THAN RIGHT BECAUSE OUR BOSS CAN'T JUDGE THE QUALITY OF OUR WORK, BUT HE KNOWS WHEN IT'S LATE.

WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTHING TRUE IS ALSO SAD?

THAT'S HOW THE TRUTH WORKS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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