Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th June 2020

Dilbert//11382, first published six years ago on Saturday 13th June 2020

Emergency Project

Tags

boring, boss, emergency, excuses, office workers, technology, work

Official transcript

Dilbert: Do you have any emergencies for me to work on?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE ANY EMERGENCIES FOR ME TO WORK ON?

I DO.

PERFECT! I NEEDED AN EXCUSE TO AVOID WORKING ON THE BORING PARTS OF MY JOB.

I ALSO NEED YOUR STATUS REPORT BY END OF DAY.

I WOULD TOTALLY DO THAT IF NOT FOR THIS DARNED EMERGENCY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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