Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 14th June 2020

Dilbert//11383, first published six years ago on Sunday 14th June 2020

Need Boss To Make Decision

Tags

argument, boss, decision, engineering, knowledge, marketing, office workers, sarcasm, technology

Official transcript

Dilbert: We need your help making a decision. Jeff doesn't understand my product strategy because he isn't an engineer. And I don't understand any of his marketing nonsense. That's why we came to you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED YOUR HELP MAKING A DECISION.

JEFF DOESN'T UNDERSTAND MY PRODUCT STRATEGY BECAUSE HE ISN'T AN ENGINEER.

AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF HIS MARKETING NONSENSE.

THAT'S WHY WE CAME TO YOU.

BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND BOTH MARKETING AND ENGINEERING?

NO, IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND EITHER ONE.

WE DIDN'T HAVE A COIN TO FLIP, AND YOUR DECISIONS ARE TOTALLY RANDOM, SO...

MAYBE YOU COULD DESCRIBE THE SIT - VATION.

I DON'T SEE HOW THAT HELPS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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